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Troy is a kind kitchen assistant who enjoys escapology

Troy Lane is my name, I am a 36-year-old kitchen assistant who enjoys escapology, baking and duck herding. I’m kind and creative, but can also be very rude and a bit evil.

~ A Biography ~

I’m Greek who defines myself as asexual. I finished school and then left academia. I’m allergic to milk. Physically, Troy is in pretty good shape. I am very tall with cocoa skin, brown hair and green eyes.

I grew up in a middle-class neighbourhood. After my mother died when I was young, I was raised by my father. My best friend is a kitchen assistant called Sandra Wilkinson. We are inseparable. I also hang around with Eleanor Robertson and Katelyn Flores. They enjoy extreme ironing together.